People who insist on using the word “everyday” as a noun instead of an adjective. Please stop. All of you. Immediately.
Archive for June, 2009
On a short list of things I’ve found particularly aggravating as of late?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged annoyance, grammar, stupid people on June 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Weekend Recap (Father’s Day Edition)
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged BoltBus, chi, Chi Chi 212, clubs, drinking, family, Father's Day, Funkmaster Flex, Junior Vasquez, M2, Martinez Brothers, Nightlife Preservation Community, Q-Tip, Steve Lewis, travel, vacations, Washington DC, weekends, White Castle on June 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Two weeks after getting laid off I finally had a chance to get out of town and relax for a bit, such opportunity happening to coincide with both Father’s Day and the celebration of my cousin’s wife’s birthday, so on Friday bailed on NYC to DC for the weekend. Given that severance will, in fact, [...]
“It’s embarrassing to have someone help you with your ‘personal matters’.”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Comfort Wipe, commercials, hygiene, things that are awkward, toilet paper, useless products on June 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
And just like that, I’m unemployed.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged job hunting, job loss, layoffs, work on June 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
12:17 PM C: WHAT?!?! no way no fucking way 12:19 PM me: yep yep 12:20 PM i’m officially on vacation out of office is already turned on 3 months off! C: WHAT?!?! what happened? where are you? 12:22 PM well, this solves the July issue you’re coming to CA with me in July, then, right? [...]
Hard Time
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 55-hour erections, Bitter Lawyer, New York Post, things, things that suck on June 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Ouch. [New York Post via Bitter Lawyer]