A not-so-casual “Casual Encounter”.

Sucks to be this guy.

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I have a Safe Sex License, so you can go ahead and ignore that rash.

I’m not sure whether a service that provides “Safe Sex Licenses” to its members is a good idea or not. I mean, don’t get me wrong — I’m all about keeping a clean bill of health from the waist down, but clearly that clean bill of health is only as clean as the people you [...]

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Thanks for all the help, whoever you are.

I couldn’t have achieved this without you.

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Statistics

I don’t remember being that busy last year. Someone out there must be giving me a hand.

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“I lost my shirt” is supposed to be an expression, ladies.

[First off, credit where credit is due... To TLC for finding her bra (at home, perverts) and to Karen for ruminating on why men save women's underwear when it happens to have been left somewhere. Let me preface this by saying I've often thought this an interesting topic for inquiry, if not debate. While yes, I'm single [...]

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The girl who was over last night set my curtains on fire.

No, it’s not some sort of cute euphemism. She actually set my curtains on fire. Like, the ones hanging in front of my window. She felt really bad, I think, but I think it’s pretty funny.They were totally cheap, temporary curtains that I bought until I had a chance to hang blinds. I explained that [...]

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I’m not sure which is worse…

Some of the actual posts themselves, or that I even thought to look at them. Go check out the “Casual Encounters” postings on Craiglist for New Orleans. Lotta sleazy people trying to, ahem, “assist” displaced residents in exchange for, well… Y’know. Ew. Other random thoughts of the day… (1) My new moustache rocks. (2) Today [...]

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American Airlines totally sucks (Part MMMCXIV)…

So Chicago was a blast. We totally blew it up. I mean… That was nuts. Anyway, after a(nother) late night out last night I check out of my hotel and grab a cab to the airport with J.A. and J.F. this morning. We get there at around 12:00 and check in for our 1:30 flight. [...]

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Slacking…

So my date (I guess it was a date?) had to pick up her stepbrother at the airport this morning (well, afternoon), leaving me to sit around, watch “Newlyweds,” drink Pacifico, and catch up on my LJ. Fun stuff… Sooo… The question now is what to do if my transfer goes through. Seattle’s been fun [...]

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